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May

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

subspacetsundere:

having feelings that you know are dumb

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being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

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dampsandwich:

the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore

brrucejenner:

This is the problem being a young classic rock fan

Everyone fucking dies off in our lifetime I’m shaking

I’m an annoying little shit.

I don’t ever truly have a crush on someone, I may think a person is cute, but I never ever care enough to develop said crush.

I don’t ever bother attempting to get to know a guy unless I know he has a crush on me, and i find him slightly attractive, or i find him funny. something about him has to strike me. like I really just could care less and I don’t want to be made a fool I guess.

Why do I suck so much?

oprahsmom:

how do people maintain relationships for 2 years I cant even have a boy look at me for more than 30 seconds 

“He waits for me to deny it; I want to deny it, but it’s true. Even now I can see the flash that ignites her, feel the heat of the flames. And I will never be able to separate that moment from Gale. My silence is my answer.”

(Source: unicorn-feelings)

v3n0m0us:

cleophatrajones:

dancedevindance:

jupiterl0ve:

like i just need this on my blog.

The Smoothest nigga in the video.

Best part

Smoothest shit ever

v3n0m0us:

cleophatrajones:

dancedevindance:

jupiterl0ve:

like i just need this on my blog.

The Smoothest nigga in the video.

Best part

Smoothest shit ever

areyouafraidofthedark:

imawanchor:

hazelandglasz:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:


A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification. article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting. Remember ladies:
 “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

boosting the fuck out of this

also this is their not even apology. idk what to call it. 

how fucking gross

this is fucking disgusting

areyouafraidofthedark:

imawanchor:

hazelandglasz:

durnesque-esque:

thehippiejew:

extrafeisty:

jaycubs:

A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere in the venue many female club goers have been left feeling embarrassed and used. Although they do briefly show the mirrors in a promo video, the club has been quickly deleting comments and posts on their social media from club goers trying to alert others to the situation. This is pretty much illegal and hugley violates privacy. Thank you The Shimmy Club for giving us a shiny, new, creative and cool take on objectification.
article here

i’m never leaving my house again, this world is just too fucked up.

WHAT!?

gross gross gross gross gross

Good morning disgusting.

Remember ladies:

  • “No space, leave the place” (fingernail test)
  • A two way mirror must be set INTO the wall, not placed on top of it.
  • If you rap/knock against the mirror, one installed onto a wall (a normal mirror) will make a dull sound, because there’s something behind it. A two-way will have more reverberation.
  • Use the flashlight on your phone to shine on the mirror, if it’s a two-way, you’ll be able to see into the other room.
  • You can also shield your eyes and see in if you lean up against the glass.
  • The room being viewed will have to be brightly lit (10x brighter than the room looking in), so if you’re in a typical dimly lit club bathroom, you’re ok.

boosting the fuck out of this

also this is their not even apology. idk what to call it. 

how fucking gross

this is fucking disgusting

grunkfield:

im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie

mithez:

WHAT

mithez:

WHAT

(Source: pizzaforpresident)

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omgimbanksy:

xelamanrique:

It’s getting to the point where celebrities are getting fed up with Justin’s shit. Like, damn! Even Britney Spears’s downward spiral wasn’t that bad.

becuase britney wasn’t annoying anybody she was having problems with herself and people wanted to see her get better. this is just a case of annoyance. britney never got booed on stage cause people actually like her. 

amiciarai:

I am laughing so hard tears are everywhere!!!

David you bitch…

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

(Source: notmichaelscott)